Political Costume Scandal

Oh lawd! There is a new Obama scandal, involving him dressed in a certain type of costume. Much ballyhoo is being made of this photo from 2006, folks saying it proves Obama is one of "them". here is the photo, see for yourself:

Well, that says it all, don't you think? Clearly, Obama is indeed one of "them". As his costume clearly indicates, he is one of those who get their jollies wearing toilet paper. I suspect he once did this as a two-year-old, got his butt spanked, and has been repressing his TP-ism desires ever since. The game is up, Mr. Obama. You have been outed, you are a TP head, runnin' around, trying to get people to squeeze your Charmin. How can anyone take you seriously as a contender for President now? Instead of the power and majesty of the Office of President of the United States, the leader of the free world, everybody will be comparing you those dumb toilet-paper-bear commercials. Sick, dude.


Mr. Obama is not the only politician with a secret sanitary fetish, however. Here is a picture of President Bush and Vladimir Putin of Russia, out in public sharing their "thing" for wearing shower curtains.

I mean, it's bad enough they went to bloody Vietnam to wear these shower curtains. They have the same thing at any Holiday Inn, for crying out loud!

Actually, Mr. Bush, you would have been much better off had you avoided Vietnam yourself, and wrapped Jane "Hanoi" Fonda's reasty butt in a shower curtain and shipped her back to Ho Chi Minh City, where she was so loved for her skills and accuracy. You remember her, don't you Mr. Bush?




While you were flying Vietnam combat sorties over Texas, here's what Jane Fonda was doing:



Notice her costume? She sitting in the gunner's seat of an NVA (North Vietnamese Army) anti-aircraft gun. She's acting as a gunner. As well, of course, as a traitorous, venomous bitch. Oh, was that out loud?





One more picture, showing a politician in costume. Here's one you don't get to see enough, hardy at all, in fact.






This is a photo of John McCain, in Vietnam, 1965. He's the one in front, to the right. He wasn't wearing some ridiculous costume, he was wearing the uniform of a Naval Aviator. One who earned the Silver Star, Legion of Merit, Distinguished Flying Cross, Bronze Star, and Purple Heart while "over there" fighting for our country. In case you didn't know, of the top 3 awards for valor and heroism, Mr. McCain has two.


Take a look at Mr. McCain, and compare him to the clowns above. He ain't perfect, not by a long shot. But he's not a clown, a coward, or a traitor. He's an American Hero. Damn, how often do you hear that nowadays?